Do you think I’m crazy yet? Was it the title that did it? Did I make up too many of my own words? I actually got a “What the heck does janky mean?” after yesterday’s post, so apparently I’ve made an impression!
janky – jan·ky ˈjaŋ-kē adjective
wonky, jacked-up, messed up, hideous, tacky
Man, that is one janky-looking cake. Did you frost that thing with your eyes closed?
Anyhow – I digress. I always digress. I love to ramble and stray. My point is that I’m morally opposed to New Year’s Resolutions. I think that they set you up for failure. It’s too much pressure, and holy cow – aren’t we all already under enough pressure?!? That’s why I don’t make resolutions. I make to-do lists and random goals or tasks.
That’s why I’ve decided to set some ‘Everyday Resolutions’ for all you lovelies. As a reader, you’re firmly bound to follow my resolutions. 😉
Resolution 1. Actually use that schmancy lotion that smells like heaven but has such a pretty bottle that you don’t want to empty it. Actually burn the candle in the really pretty holder. Actually exfoliate your pretty little self with that sugar scrub that’s been sitting in the lovely jar for a year and a half collecting as much dust as your poor, scaly legs! And yes – I totally just called your legs scaly.
If you’re anything like me, then you’re afraid to ‘ruin’ your pretty pampering products by using them. Oooor you’re nothing like me because you’re not a super cheap, broke graduate student. In which case, quite reading this and buy me one of the aforementioned items!